Making 700HP for cheap

[Some_Typical_Goober_Here]

I've got a 2.8 in a Celebrity and I want to make 700hp. I can afford to spend about $200. Would Lucas oil additives help? Should I get rid of my stock cam? Should I go 3/4 or full race with the cam? How about one of those Turbonator things for the air cleaner?

Does anyone know how I can get ahold of jcwhitney.com?

I PM'd one guy on this site about some of this stuff and he said something about "spoon feeding." Is a spoon feed some kind of new nitrous oxide system? Is it a carburetor or fuel injection? He didn't seem very nice.

Some Typical Goober Here

[Doward]

RE: Making 700HP for cheap

You want to make 700hp on $200?

Buy a tank of nitrous. Start motor, open tank valve (plumbed into the intake)

Make sure you record it

[SappySE107]

RE: Making 700HP for cheap

If you pour sand in your intake while its running, you will have a cheap porting job. I also recommend drinking draino, it will make you smarter.

[joeellis]

i hope ur bullshittin man because thats a lil impossible, and if u think something like the turbonator works, dont even think about touchin ur engine cuz ull f*** it up

[Doubt_Incarnate]

Do you have any idea how much i had to restrain myself from sounding like a total ass?

[GP1138]

I love threads like this!!

"I WANT TO MAKE 15,000HP WITH A 2.5L TECH-IV CAN I USE SOME LUKAS AND AN E-RAM WILL I HAVE TO SWITCH TO RACE GAS????"

[96mcls]

i hit 650 WHP using royal purple and fuzzy dice, i think what you need is some royal purple, fuzzy dice and a 50 HP sticker.

[WhiteRaider]

This is a ghetto mod, but it really works....

The Dirt Cheap Supercharger...

Materials
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A roll of duct tape
Some bailing wire
A 5HP shop vac
A 750W DC to AC Converter
4 large metal screws
Some large diameter plastic hose

Instructions
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- Remove the top of the shop vac.

- Cut a hole in your hood that will allow the top of the vac to sit on the hood and screw it down with the metal screws.

- Take the duct tape and the hose and attach the bottom side of the shop vac to the air intake plenum. This will be a little ugly and requre a lot of duct tape. You have to make it secure enough so that it will sit in the right place when the hood closes. It's tricky, but can be done with some duct tape precision.

- Run the power cord through your firewall to the your power converter. Plug it in.


This should give you seven hundred HP easy! When you want to turn on the blower, just plug the converter into your cigarette lighter.

[patgizz]

have Aaron make you some headers, the pinholes in the welds create a scavenging effect and you'll hit 700hp easy

[GP1138]

i hit 650 WHP using royal purple and fuzzy dice, i think what you need is some royal purple, fuzzy dice and a 50 HP sticker.

I must have around 1200hp, since I have two sets of fuzzy dice!

I wonder, if I buy some of those magnet bullet holes, think that'd help some?

[Rosez34]

I've got a 2.8 in a Celebrity and I want to make 700hp.

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard

[bud36light]

If I didnt know any better Id have thought this might be April 1st. Thought maybe sappyse107 was pulling some of his shit or something. Jeez. A couple of people took this post seriously?!

[SappySE107]

Not me. Normally I delete this kind of BS but im just waiting to see if this idiot comes back.

[firechiken]

He ain't coming back...he did what he wanted to do, see what kind of answers he would get...probably some dork with a 3800 and a whole bunch of mommy's and daddy's money.

[eliteweapons]

I recommend adding 2 zeros to the back of that figure. And stir!! Oh and don't forget to piss in the oil.