Random Thoughts

[RednBlack]

Spiderman...Red and Black...Coincidence? Hmmm.

Who burns bridges? What fuel do they use?

What are what-nots?

Big John never called home.

Toast is wasted bread.

"I can sell these coppers for money" 1948

Dyslectic paranoid..I think I'm following someone.

Quit walking through the tater patch with no panties. They have eyes.

Ever drop a pocket?


Any more?

[86euro]

Don't spit into the wind.

[3100 MPFI]

I think my MOTTO fits along those lines:

"I am an OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST. I see the glass as HALF EMPTY. HOWEVER, the half that is there DOES look delightfully refreshing."

[RednBlack]

I think my MOTTO fits along those lines:

"I am an OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST. I see the glass as HALF EMPTY. HOWEVER, the half that is there DOES look delightfully refreshing."

Nice.

[IsaacHayes]

I like to think I'm a realist. The glass is 100% full. The glass is half full of water, half full of air..

[StudlyCamaro]

Toast is wasted bread.

but burnt toast is a good measure to prevent a hangover

[RedBird]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Chuck Norris let wood chucks chuck wood?

[bud36light]

I do things the most cheapest expensive way.

[AWeb80]

Don't play leapfrog w/ a rhino.

Are three-way light bulbs kinky?

[RednBlack]

I cut down a tree, so I could cut it up?

[MONICAZ34]

a little off topic, I have dropped a pocket before! Was doing something in the army a while back three years I think... I was smashing through the bush on an ATV, which was cool, then a branch caught my pocket and ripped it clean off my chest!

[MONICAZ34]

-Also, I heard of a guy who got a sex change to be with a lesbian who was really a man in the pants.beat that one!!

-We're kinda f"ked up in the army some times... we were driving in the chevy crew cab, driving down the street and we see this couch on the side of the road, so the five of us hop out grab this thing and jam it in the back, the whole process took about 25 seconds... from about the time we saw the chesterfield until it was in the back of the truck, there was this old man sitting on the porch across the street, smoking a pipe. He gave us the biggest 'what the blue eyed fuck?' look I have ever saw before, so we speed away. Coming up to a stoplight sometime later with a couch in the back, there is one of those new mustangs, revving the hell outta his engine, we call him on for a race, we've got this giant 6L under the hood so we're good to go right... He blows our doors off, thinking great, a civi just blew away a bunch of army guys in public, I shout out the window.. "OH YEAH!? CAN YOURS SEAT 6 AND A COUCH!!!??"

[RednBlack]

Ahhh,...I knew this thread wasn't wasted.

I worked with a guy whose wife left him and became a lesbian. His second wife left him for his first wife. True story.

I also know 2 brothers named Darrel.

[canusa]

I think my MOTTO fits along those lines:

"I am an OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST. I see the glass as HALF EMPTY. HOWEVER, the half that is there DOES look delightfully refreshing."

lol i love it..

new quote for the signature if you don't mind

[3100 MPFI]

don't mind at all. In fact, that is my sig over at gmwbody.