A favor?

[ahazuarus]

Would anyone mind accidentally bumping into the front end of my car? My grill is in less than new condition, and so is my hood.

Don't you just hate it when you hit a bird that causes significant damage?

[Rhedalert]

I was driving to work yesterday morning. While under a bridge, a bird takes off and flys into my drivers door while Im doing 80. THUMP!! Dumbass. The Olds took it like a champ.

[onefastV6]

Haha, reminds me when I was driving back to school a few weeks ago and I saw a Caddy Deville behind me with something flapping on the grill. My immediate reaction was that maybe it was a ribbon or something just flapping in the breeze. I slowed down to let the guy pass (I-465 in Indy) so I could see what it was, and sure enough it was a bird that was plastered onto his grill. So the flapping that I was seeing was the dead birds wing. Pretty sick, but yet very funny as this old guy probably had no idea that he had a dead bird stuck in the grill of his Caddy.