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Pittsburgh to Columbus:
well im finally home for christmas but the way back was so much fun i cant wait to go again!
okay so i partied hard thursday night but i guess my dad partied harder because when i got back from the bar this afternoon (i had to get some stuff i had forgetten
) he was upstairs in the bathroom puking his guts out which ended up being kinda cool because next thing you know im cruisin to ohio with my buddy jake in my dads truck (05 chevy colorado) hittin the governer (97mph 
)
so i stop to do the usual at a BP... go in, grab a dew and a pack of gum. i look accross the street, "OH SHIT!!!", im right accross from a state patrol dispach point. i ask the clerk what state they're for like the dumbass that i am and get back "ohio, your in ohio" oh fuck! really? i didn't notice i crossed the border... musta flown past it
anyways... got back in the truck and as i get back on the highway i floor it hitting 70 in no time. i back off a bit and notice this neon comin up on my ass, he keeps comin and pulls up along side of me, as soon as we get bumper to bumper we both floor it. i pull on him about a half a car length and we keep it floored all the way down. im pullin on him and by the time we get to this truck in my lane i was just clear to pass the neon. i pass him and keep it floored. didn't see him for the rest of the trip
so we've been in the truck about an hour now and getting bored with the clear roads... we start to come up on this line of trucks "hey jake, moon em" next thing you know im along side of a truck with his ass out the window, honking
bout 30 minutes later we see this riced out 2.4l 4-door cavilear... i pull along side him and look over and see he has his daughter in the car "aww he wont wanna race, hes got her in the car" i say as i pull away. next thing i know i see him pullin up beside me and i floor it. here he comes up beside me and passes me, hes still pullin (slowly but surely) when my limiter hits. his follows shortly after and he slow back to 90 so i pull up alongside as we hit a lil traffic and slow to 70. i give him a lil look and cut to the right up an off-ramp road, i cut back on the highway in front of a truck and im clear of the traffic.
next thing i see this yellow 2.2 sunfire comin up my ass... guy passes me, slows down and i pass him, passes me, i pull beside him, give his girl a lil look and pull in front soon back at the limiter and hes gone from my mirror... nows about time my buddy in the cavilear comes up, i pull in the slow lane and let him pull beside me. jake shows him that we have a radar detector and to keep with us... we ride together for about 40 miles, nice guy but a butt fugly car
during those 40 miles the a-hole in the sunfire comes back and we both have our fun with him and then we split, leaving him behind to jack off on his own... jerk
so me and my cavi buddy are goin along and all the sudden i get buzzed by a probe.. WTF!!! thats it.. im off again chasing him down and saying goodbye to my cavilear buddy for the rest of the night
we are around zainsville now and jake needs to take a piss so i go to get off the highway.... "oh shit! you see that?" is what i here from jake "its a broken down evo!" (all of this happend in a matter of a couple seconds as im slowing down and going up the off-ramp) i hit the brakes, pulling off to the side of the ramp, throw it in reverse and back it down the ramp till we're parked in front of the evo. we get out and go up to the guys window to ask if theres anything we can help with, he steps out of the car and we move to the front of the car... uh-oh, i smell fried trans fluid. turns out the guy just had a new racing clutch put in.... someone musta screwed up!
we talk for a lil bit, turns out its pushin 22psi, stock turbo, intake, racing clutch, aem engine managment... i ask him if he wants to check out the aem logs and he says "nah, ive got a wrecker comin" (nice choice of words) so we say bye and jake takes his piss on the side of the road and we floor it out of there... the rest of the night is pretty uneventfull and we get to my place at about 6:20 which means with traffic and all the BS we made it in under 3 and a half hours (bout 2 and a half hours actual road time)
we unload my stuff from my dads truck and take a quick break before parting ways, me heading back inside and jake heading back to pittsburgh
.....what a great trip
well im finally home for christmas but the way back was so much fun i cant wait to go again!
okay so i partied hard thursday night but i guess my dad partied harder because when i got back from the bar this afternoon (i had to get some stuff i had forgetten
) he was upstairs in the bathroom puking his guts out which ended up being kinda cool because next thing you know im cruisin to ohio with my buddy jake in my dads truck (05 chevy colorado) hittin the governer (97mph )so i stop to do the usual at a BP... go in, grab a dew and a pack of gum. i look accross the street, "OH SHIT!!!", im right accross from a state patrol dispach point. i ask the clerk what state they're for like the dumbass that i am and get back "ohio, your in ohio" oh fuck! really? i didn't notice i crossed the border... musta flown past it
anyways... got back in the truck and as i get back on the highway i floor it hitting 70 in no time. i back off a bit and notice this neon comin up on my ass, he keeps comin and pulls up along side of me, as soon as we get bumper to bumper we both floor it. i pull on him about a half a car length and we keep it floored all the way down. im pullin on him and by the time we get to this truck in my lane i was just clear to pass the neon. i pass him and keep it floored. didn't see him for the rest of the trip
so we've been in the truck about an hour now and getting bored with the clear roads... we start to come up on this line of trucks "hey jake, moon em" next thing you know im along side of a truck with his ass out the window, honking
bout 30 minutes later we see this riced out 2.4l 4-door cavilear... i pull along side him and look over and see he has his daughter in the car "aww he wont wanna race, hes got her in the car" i say as i pull away. next thing i know i see him pullin up beside me and i floor it. here he comes up beside me and passes me, hes still pullin (slowly but surely) when my limiter hits. his follows shortly after and he slow back to 90 so i pull up alongside as we hit a lil traffic and slow to 70. i give him a lil look and cut to the right up an off-ramp road, i cut back on the highway in front of a truck and im clear of the traffic.
next thing i see this yellow 2.2 sunfire comin up my ass... guy passes me, slows down and i pass him, passes me, i pull beside him, give his girl a lil look and pull in front soon back at the limiter and hes gone from my mirror... nows about time my buddy in the cavilear comes up, i pull in the slow lane and let him pull beside me. jake shows him that we have a radar detector and to keep with us... we ride together for about 40 miles, nice guy but a butt fugly car
during those 40 miles the a-hole in the sunfire comes back and we both have our fun with him and then we split, leaving him behind to jack off on his own... jerk
so me and my cavi buddy are goin along and all the sudden i get buzzed by a probe.. WTF!!! thats it.. im off again chasing him down and saying goodbye to my cavilear buddy for the rest of the night
we are around zainsville now and jake needs to take a piss so i go to get off the highway.... "oh shit! you see that?" is what i here from jake "its a broken down evo!" (all of this happend in a matter of a couple seconds as im slowing down and going up the off-ramp) i hit the brakes, pulling off to the side of the ramp, throw it in reverse and back it down the ramp till we're parked in front of the evo. we get out and go up to the guys window to ask if theres anything we can help with, he steps out of the car and we move to the front of the car... uh-oh, i smell fried trans fluid. turns out the guy just had a new racing clutch put in.... someone musta screwed up!
we talk for a lil bit, turns out its pushin 22psi, stock turbo, intake, racing clutch, aem engine managment... i ask him if he wants to check out the aem logs and he says "nah, ive got a wrecker comin" (nice choice of words) so we say bye and jake takes his piss on the side of the road and we floor it out of there... the rest of the night is pretty uneventfull and we get to my place at about 6:20 which means with traffic and all the BS we made it in under 3 and a half hours (bout 2 and a half hours actual road time)
we unload my stuff from my dads truck and take a quick break before parting ways, me heading back inside and jake heading back to pittsburgh
.....what a great trip
