Stupidest things that rice boys say...

[chevanater]

One kid told me I should get dual cannons it would make my car look and sound so much cooler

[Crimson Fury]

my friend in his 89 formula was on his way to work, and he was saying some 4 door ricer was trying him, but he was too close to work to do anything. so he pulls into the lot and was smoking a cig. so they pull up and try to get him to race, but he said no, cause he had aonly a few minutes till he had to punch in. the best part; right before the 4 door left, he stuck his head out the window and i quote! "FAST AND THE FURIOUS!" and my friend said they tried to burn out when they left.

[Anonymous]

Riceboy I met with a Turbo MR2 who was good at adding HP

"The MR2, N/A, stock has 140hp. The turbo boosts it to 200. I have a N/A, but then I custom turboed it. The turbo adds 100, the header(stock manifolds ported ) to the turbo adds 30hp, my intake(pointless on a turbo) adds 15, and my exhaust adds 50. So I think I am around 350hp with my Bosch +2 plugs and my Nascar wires( )"

Funny how I beat his 350hp MR2 in my 210hp Lumina

[Mac]

"na i wont race you, i'll race you next year for 2G's after i get my turbo engine in"

hahahahahaahahaaaaaaa my buddy mike and i laughed so hard at the 2G's comment! bwwhahaaahha.... tool.

I raced a guy for a grand once. Gotta love ricers with rich parents. He didn't have a bad set up, fairly clean supercharged honda prelude. But he also had a good thousand pounds of stereo equipment in the back.

DSM > *

[3100 MPFI]

Happened today. One of the riceboys that works in the shop was working on a 1997-1998 Lincoln Mark VIII LSC (what can I say. I like them, so I was there making sure he did not fuck it up). He said "you think that a car this big, with an engine this big, would at least be REAR WHEEL DRIVE"

I nearly fell to the floor laughing so hard. I tried to get him to bet money that it WAS, and that he was wrong, but he would not take me up on it

[Anonymous]

LOL what a tool!

[Mac]

Happened today. One of the riceboys that works in the shop was working on a 1997-1998 Lincoln Mark VIII LSC (what can I say. I like them, so I was there making sure he did not fuck it up). He said "you think that a car this big, with an engine this big, would at least be REAR WHEEL DRIVE"

I nearly fell to the floor laughing so hard. I tried to get him to bet money that it WAS, and that he was wrong, but he would not take me up on it

lol that's great

[Homer]

Me and my buddy were going down gratiot (a local street where people race) in his slow ass saturn twin cam, and we see this 30 year old guy in a Honda Del Sol revving up his engine, and we dont know what kind of engine they have so we pull up to him...
us - "what are you running in there"
him - "fast enough to beat your pos"

Light turns green and we both take off and we smoke him by 4 car lengths going to the next light 1/4 mile down the road.Then we pull up to him again and laugh at him, then he tries to burn out but he can't. Later that night we see an older grand am smoke him by like 50 feet and it was still pulling.

[geoffinbc]

Dude preludes have 1.6L's LOL what a homo. The funniest thing is that they think 4 bangers are so fast and they always say they really pull hard. But when they run at the track they can only knock off 18's. WTF?

[Anonymous]

stock Civics run 18s'. 2.4L j-bodies run 16s stock. Preludes are faster than stock Civics.

here is one that I beat (yes, I got a horrible (worse) time but "winning is winning, whether its an inch or a mile" (F&F)
This time was when my car was running like shit.

My best time with my 2.8 GP is 17.9 which I got at a later date, and plan on beating that time as well (maybe a 17.6 or so) cause its running even better now.

[Mac]

Dude preludes have 1.6L's LOL what a homo. The funniest thing is that they think 4 bangers are so fast and they always say they really pull hard. But when they run at the track they can only knock off 18's. WTF?

*shrugs* all i know is he had a supercharger (thats all he told me) and swore that he'd beat me. Might have had an engine swap but i neither know or care.
Needless to say, he lost a thousand bucks.

[Cliff8928]

Dude preludes have 1.6L's LOL what a homo. The funniest thing is that they think 4 bangers are so fast and they always say they really pull hard. But when they run at the track they can only knock off 18's. WTF?

eh?? Preludes have a minimum engine size of a 2.0 ( I believe the latest ones were 2.3s?)



Cliff Scott
89 BerettaGT
89 Volvo740

[92LuminaZ34]

yup friends got a 9 prelude 2.3

[92LuminaZ34]

92

[geoffinbc]

LOL sorry my bad I ment Del Sol. Cuz that is what the guy above me raced in his post.

I dont know why I said Prelude.