I will eat red meat, I will eat potatoes, I will eat most of the things you self righteous bastards say isn't good for me. I like McDonalds Fries! I like eating greasy seafood at Captain D's!
Next thing you know, they will tell me Chicken is bad!! Oh, it gives you Sam and Ella's disease. Yeah,...RIGHT! If you didn't live in such an antiseptic world, maybe this shit wouldn't bother you!
I was sick once!! When I heard about this! http://www.planetark.com/dailynewsst...1304/story.htm Well, let's just all eat lettuce!
Lettuce can give you the squirts.
Now I have to starve? Gimme a BREAK!
P.E.T.A. (People Eating Tasty Animals)
Next thing you know, they will tell me Chicken is bad!! Oh, it gives you Sam and Ella's disease. Yeah,...RIGHT! If you didn't live in such an antiseptic world, maybe this shit wouldn't bother you!
I was sick once!! When I heard about this! http://www.planetark.com/dailynewsst...1304/story.htm Well, let's just all eat lettuce!
Lettuce can give you the squirts.
Now I have to starve? Gimme a BREAK!
P.E.T.A. (People Eating Tasty Animals)
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