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Something from the SVT world I thought I could share with you all.....been a while since I have been around here!
Anyone ever wonder what happens when a volcano holding years and years of ricer stupidity erupts...check it out.
EDIT: My buddy wanted to link to this post, so I am pasting it in here since you don't have to have membership to access this part of the site. I wasn't sure if this post was suitable outside of Smackdown...
Anyway, this rant was fueled by a moron in the thread below.
Here is it:
Quote:
Originally posted by boondockgtr
Time for me to respond
3.) I didnt use nitrous in my last post because i thought that someone would accuse me of "cheating". Here we go:
89CRX with D16- $500
Wiseco High compression pistons with eagle rods- $800
Darton Mid Sleeve kit- $500
500 shot of Nitrous- $700
Weighing 1200 lbs. less than a mustang 5.0- Priceless
I would also like you to specify, "bottom end rebuild" Because there is no way you are putting in new pistons and rods for $500.
OK, here we go...
OK, dude, shut the f*** up. Seriously. That part of your post is asinine. I feel dumber for having to read the ricer logic in there. While you are definitely smarter than the steaming pile of dead brain cells that is ZX2Down, you share some of his moron logic.
You are simply not going to buy a reliable automobile for $500. That is crap. Even more so, you are not going to push 700+ HP through it reliably. The mere thought of someone trying to do that makes me think of that porno dude Rocco banging someone's 86 yr old grandma in his latest flick. He would simply rip her apart. Also, any $500 car is going to look about as good as someone's 86 yr old grandma. To argue this point alone would easily qualify you for the ricer special Olympics. Our American V8's are going to be cranking out 500+ hp for 100K miles, easily. With full interior. And street legal. I would lay down the deed to my house that your $500 car "running 10's" isn't going to last 1000 miles. Don't argue this point. You know you are wrong. You don't know you are stupid, but I am working on that...
Next point for ALL YOU RICER MORONS TO LISTEN TO!!!!! You can make anything fast!!!! DID YOU F***ING HEAR ME????? I said, you can make any f***ing automobile on this planet fast!!!! A Geo, an Aries, a Cavalier, a Dart, a Civic, a Tercel, a Yugo, an Escort, a go cart, a lawn mower, ANYTHING!!!!!! When in the hell did the pee brain, idiot teenagers in this world become so damn stupid as to not recognize common sense?!?!?!? You pimple faced, Wal*Mart job having nitwits completely ignore the point that I could make the f***ing Weinermobile fast if I wanted!!!! You fail to realize to a civilized human being who earns more than $10 an hour does not give two sh*ts and a burning piss about making a turd like that fast. IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE!!! It just means you are low class and do not have the money to buy a real car or that you have too much free time in your schedule and you need to find something to do with it since you are not getting laid.
Do NOT F***ING tell us an I4 is better because you are wrong and stupid. Saying something like that makes you seem like a partial birth abortion gone terribly wrong. Which would make sense since people like me can't get through your thick damn heads, it's no wonder those forceps couldn't properly squash your thick f***ing skulls. There is a reason NASCAR's use a V8, as well as Formula one cars and dragsters...it's a better high performance engine you douche bags!!!!! And I swear, if I hear one more person "brag" about revving freely to 8k or 9k or 10k RPM's, so help me God, I will hunt your ass down and kick you in the nuts so many times that I will have assured society we will not have to endure another generation of your f***ed-upedness!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIAT HOW HIGH YOU REV!?!?!?!?!?!? What is your damn point since we can be revving 3k RPM's lower and still get more HP???!
You idiots also fail to realize, we like to look good in our cars, not like some broke ass punk teenager. Driving down the street and watching heads turn in delight at the sight of my car never gets old. Neither does the compliments I get when I stop to put in more 93 octane, which will be guzzled at a rate of anywhere between 14-28 mpg. More on that later. Ricers turn heads too, but it's from the atrocious f***ing sound coming from your exhaust!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS??!?!?!?!!? FARTPIPES DO NOT SOUND GOOD! THEY DO NOT SOUND COOL! THEY DO NOT SOUND MEAN!!! THEY SOUND LIKE PURE 100% SHIZNIT!!! They make you look like a complete a$$hole as well as one stupid motherf***er for paying money to make your car sound like that?!!?!?!?! Are you f***ing retards that damn stupid as to not realize how crappy that makes your car sound?!?!?! UGH!!!! What the hell is wrong with you moron teenagers??!?!?!?!?!!? This is the dumbest ricer mod of all!!! I'm sure you ricer ***tards get compliments too, but mine are from adults as well as other reasonable teenagers, yours are from moron teenage girls (redundant?) and mid puberty boys who could easily lubricate my V8 just from the oil on their face alone. Like all stupid teenagers, you idiots follow trends. Adults don't always jump in on the latest fad, in this case being the fast and furious fad since we know our American V8 is the only way to go if you want to stomp maximum ass at the track. As for gas mileage, do you morons really think a person who drops $25k-$60k on a V8 muscle car gives a sh*t about gas mileage. Are you jerk offs really that damn stupid?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU?!?!?!?!? I don't care one bit about an extra $1000 a year in gas, do you know why?? Because I am not a broke ass f*** up!!!! It doesn't take me 12 paychecks to make $1000. Gas mileage was not a factor when I bought my Camaro and it wasn't a factor when I bought my brand spanking new, gas guzzling 5000 lb SUV. SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!!! Bringing up gas mileage in any performance car argument/debate easily makes you a ricer.
Another thing, it's not a win when you fly-by someone on the highway after they have already shut down their car. Why are you morons so damn stupid as to think that you look cool. You have just been thoroughly owned, made to look like a little bitch by a V8 and you think redemption is flying by me on the road and throwing your flashers on?!?!? What the hell is the thought process here?!?!?! And about these aluminum wings...what the...oh crap, I will have a stroke if I get into that. Never mind.
Back to the ricer mentality...let apply it to a house. You ricer idiots are the type that would brag about your $75k house being better than my $250k house because your property taxes are lower. How stupid does that sound. Yet it falls perfectly in line with the ricer mentality.
Now, first off, this post isn't directed at anyone on this forum in particular, except maybe ZX2DOWN, it's just years of observation of the stupidity of you moron teenagers coming to a boiling point. And don't dare respond to me with "I'm not a teenager, I'm 2x." This just means you are even more of an idiot and serves to make you look dumber. Also, while it may seem like it, I am not directing this post at all people who soup up I4's and run them. Some people like sleeper cars and the look on my face when I get smoked by someone I thought had a grocery getter. Cheezefrog is a good example of this. His car is damn fast but by no means a ricer. I have actually never been beat my an import, but you get my point.
If you are a domestic owner and you agree or disagree let me know. If you are an import owner or an accused ricer, don't even bother to reply unless you are going to reply to each point made. Ricers have a tendency of not accepting their ownage by simply ignoring it.
Ahhhhh, there we go.
Anyone ever wonder what happens when a volcano holding years and years of ricer stupidity erupts...check it out.
EDIT: My buddy wanted to link to this post, so I am pasting it in here since you don't have to have membership to access this part of the site. I wasn't sure if this post was suitable outside of Smackdown...
Anyway, this rant was fueled by a moron in the thread below.
Here is it:
Quote:
Originally posted by boondockgtr
Time for me to respond
3.) I didnt use nitrous in my last post because i thought that someone would accuse me of "cheating". Here we go:
89CRX with D16- $500
Wiseco High compression pistons with eagle rods- $800
Darton Mid Sleeve kit- $500
500 shot of Nitrous- $700
Weighing 1200 lbs. less than a mustang 5.0- Priceless
I would also like you to specify, "bottom end rebuild" Because there is no way you are putting in new pistons and rods for $500.
OK, here we go...
OK, dude, shut the f*** up. Seriously. That part of your post is asinine. I feel dumber for having to read the ricer logic in there. While you are definitely smarter than the steaming pile of dead brain cells that is ZX2Down, you share some of his moron logic.
You are simply not going to buy a reliable automobile for $500. That is crap. Even more so, you are not going to push 700+ HP through it reliably. The mere thought of someone trying to do that makes me think of that porno dude Rocco banging someone's 86 yr old grandma in his latest flick. He would simply rip her apart. Also, any $500 car is going to look about as good as someone's 86 yr old grandma. To argue this point alone would easily qualify you for the ricer special Olympics. Our American V8's are going to be cranking out 500+ hp for 100K miles, easily. With full interior. And street legal. I would lay down the deed to my house that your $500 car "running 10's" isn't going to last 1000 miles. Don't argue this point. You know you are wrong. You don't know you are stupid, but I am working on that...
Next point for ALL YOU RICER MORONS TO LISTEN TO!!!!! You can make anything fast!!!! DID YOU F***ING HEAR ME????? I said, you can make any f***ing automobile on this planet fast!!!! A Geo, an Aries, a Cavalier, a Dart, a Civic, a Tercel, a Yugo, an Escort, a go cart, a lawn mower, ANYTHING!!!!!! When in the hell did the pee brain, idiot teenagers in this world become so damn stupid as to not recognize common sense?!?!?!? You pimple faced, Wal*Mart job having nitwits completely ignore the point that I could make the f***ing Weinermobile fast if I wanted!!!! You fail to realize to a civilized human being who earns more than $10 an hour does not give two sh*ts and a burning piss about making a turd like that fast. IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE!!! It just means you are low class and do not have the money to buy a real car or that you have too much free time in your schedule and you need to find something to do with it since you are not getting laid.
Do NOT F***ING tell us an I4 is better because you are wrong and stupid. Saying something like that makes you seem like a partial birth abortion gone terribly wrong. Which would make sense since people like me can't get through your thick damn heads, it's no wonder those forceps couldn't properly squash your thick f***ing skulls. There is a reason NASCAR's use a V8, as well as Formula one cars and dragsters...it's a better high performance engine you douche bags!!!!! And I swear, if I hear one more person "brag" about revving freely to 8k or 9k or 10k RPM's, so help me God, I will hunt your ass down and kick you in the nuts so many times that I will have assured society we will not have to endure another generation of your f***ed-upedness!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIAT HOW HIGH YOU REV!?!?!?!?!?!? What is your damn point since we can be revving 3k RPM's lower and still get more HP???!
You idiots also fail to realize, we like to look good in our cars, not like some broke ass punk teenager. Driving down the street and watching heads turn in delight at the sight of my car never gets old. Neither does the compliments I get when I stop to put in more 93 octane, which will be guzzled at a rate of anywhere between 14-28 mpg. More on that later. Ricers turn heads too, but it's from the atrocious f***ing sound coming from your exhaust!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS??!?!?!?!!? FARTPIPES DO NOT SOUND GOOD! THEY DO NOT SOUND COOL! THEY DO NOT SOUND MEAN!!! THEY SOUND LIKE PURE 100% SHIZNIT!!! They make you look like a complete a$$hole as well as one stupid motherf***er for paying money to make your car sound like that?!!?!?!?! Are you f***ing retards that damn stupid as to not realize how crappy that makes your car sound?!?!?! UGH!!!! What the hell is wrong with you moron teenagers??!?!?!?!?!!? This is the dumbest ricer mod of all!!! I'm sure you ricer ***tards get compliments too, but mine are from adults as well as other reasonable teenagers, yours are from moron teenage girls (redundant?) and mid puberty boys who could easily lubricate my V8 just from the oil on their face alone. Like all stupid teenagers, you idiots follow trends. Adults don't always jump in on the latest fad, in this case being the fast and furious fad since we know our American V8 is the only way to go if you want to stomp maximum ass at the track. As for gas mileage, do you morons really think a person who drops $25k-$60k on a V8 muscle car gives a sh*t about gas mileage. Are you jerk offs really that damn stupid?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU?!?!?!?!? I don't care one bit about an extra $1000 a year in gas, do you know why?? Because I am not a broke ass f*** up!!!! It doesn't take me 12 paychecks to make $1000. Gas mileage was not a factor when I bought my Camaro and it wasn't a factor when I bought my brand spanking new, gas guzzling 5000 lb SUV. SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!!! Bringing up gas mileage in any performance car argument/debate easily makes you a ricer.
Another thing, it's not a win when you fly-by someone on the highway after they have already shut down their car. Why are you morons so damn stupid as to think that you look cool. You have just been thoroughly owned, made to look like a little bitch by a V8 and you think redemption is flying by me on the road and throwing your flashers on?!?!? What the hell is the thought process here?!?!?! And about these aluminum wings...what the...oh crap, I will have a stroke if I get into that. Never mind.
Back to the ricer mentality...let apply it to a house. You ricer idiots are the type that would brag about your $75k house being better than my $250k house because your property taxes are lower. How stupid does that sound. Yet it falls perfectly in line with the ricer mentality.
Now, first off, this post isn't directed at anyone on this forum in particular, except maybe ZX2DOWN, it's just years of observation of the stupidity of you moron teenagers coming to a boiling point. And don't dare respond to me with "I'm not a teenager, I'm 2x." This just means you are even more of an idiot and serves to make you look dumber. Also, while it may seem like it, I am not directing this post at all people who soup up I4's and run them. Some people like sleeper cars and the look on my face when I get smoked by someone I thought had a grocery getter. Cheezefrog is a good example of this. His car is damn fast but by no means a ricer. I have actually never been beat my an import, but you get my point.
If you are a domestic owner and you agree or disagree let me know. If you are an import owner or an accused ricer, don't even bother to reply unless you are going to reply to each point made. Ricers have a tendency of not accepting their ownage by simply ignoring it.
Ahhhhh, there we go.
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