Ricer talk pisses me off

[PlatinumZ34]

Seriously, its really starting to get on my nerves. I'll give a quick example of ricer talk for you:

My X or LQ1 as some mofo's cizzall izzit, iz so more faster than the SRX330288dDETMRB, bra my dog haz a SET2348dBDe and its off da hook, it'd wipe up a LS1. Dude SR20DET is da house it ownzzzzz da DET22038BR9GGTFFM.

Like really, what are you idiots trying to pull, are you impressing eachother by memorizing engine codes? How many chicks are gonna be like that carz off da chain, that GGPX22ImGT983DXCr. Seriously, for like 3 months my (ex)girlfriend called my car a RX7, then she got Z24 and then finally Z34, with my 24 piston engine. Then she forgot again and now its "red car". The next damn time i hear someone say they're doing a Sr223dD swap into a BR20DET im litterally going to slap your damn head off.

Even if we were retarded and called our engines Lq1, L67, LS1, Lt1 etc. at least they're short and sweet, not those retarded 7 random letter/number combianation things that japanese companies use that are probably just typos.

I mean sure, we call our engines Lq1's on the net, cause we know the engines, but we dont go on the street like, yo dog my cars LQ1 is amazing.

And now if it were a japanese car i think it'd be... LQ246V4C6DIS, so thats what im telling everyone i have in my car now, i bet it'll go faster.

[korbendallas68]

lol, yeah man.

Here's mine:

LA1V612V95GAGT

[robby1870]

LH0V612V90GPSTE

[rudefyet]

POS90LH04T60GPLE

I had a nissan 240SX

KA24E was the engine code

for Nissan
first 2 letters are the engine "series"
second two are size
D = DOHC
E = EFI
T = Turbo

so a
RB26DETT is a RB series 2.6L DOHC EFI Twin Turbo (Inline 6)

w00t

ok i'm shutting up

[RednBlack]

The other day I saw a dude drivin' a CRX. He had this shirt on that had a big 80 on it. The back of it said "RICE". Now that's gotta be some strange Tuner code! :P....CL1200-352-LLP (Case #)

[Rhedalert]

actually I think using OUR engine codes sounds retarded too. If you really want to impress someone, memorize your fucking VIN #.

[korbendallas68]

Speaking of VIN codes, I always feel kinda wierd when, say a dealership looks up my VIN number for engine part information, and then they find out that I have a different year engine swap in it... :P

[Lyle's GTP]

I only use LQ1 cause it's short, and easy to type.


OK here is my rant about conversations.

Us GTP guys have it rough too. If you happen to be talking to somebody who cares about cars at all, here is how the conversation commonly goes. People say, "What kinda car you drive?" I say, "Well, a 94' Grand Prix GTP." You got to say "GTP", otherwise they are like, "Oh, cool my grandma has a grand prix." Not cool, at all actually. But then when you say "GTP" they say, "Cool, supercharged, those things are fast." Then you have a dilema on you hands. Why, because you have gone from pointless small talk to detailed car talk. You can go further, depending on thier knowledge of course, or bail out. If you go further you say, "no, actually it's a 3.4 liter V6" Then they say, "Oh, my buddy's Grand Am has that engine, I think" Then you are forced to respond with "Well, actually it's a DOHC V6 not a 3400 pushrod motor." At this point, if I don't like the guy, I throw out the classic, "Is that a rabbit over there?" comment and bail out.

You see, I find this difficult. Especially in my trade, most everybody has a pretty extensive knowledge of cars.

Lyle

[robby1870]

actually I think using OUR engine codes sounds retarded too. If you really want to impress someone, memorize your fucking VIN #.

But RPO codes fuckin 0wn! I got da Y99 and da UB3 and da FE3 motha fucka!

[Rhedalert]

actually I think using OUR engine codes sounds retarded too. If you really want to impress someone, memorize your fucking VIN #.

But RPO codes fuckin 0wn! I got da Y99 and da UB3 and da FE3 motha fucka!

I remember reading your RPO. I saw UOY, YKC and UHP

[robby1870]

HAHAHAH!!!!

[Rhedalert]

HAHAHAH!!!!

While I disagree with your opinion, I will fight to the death for your right to say it.

[SappySE107]

I don't talk about my car to most people, which avoids the issue completely. No one wants to hear about my grand prix SE.

[v6h.o.]

I only use LQ1 cause it's short, and easy to type.


OK here is my rant about conversations.

Us GTP guys have it rough too. If you happen to be talking to somebody who cares about cars at all, here is how the conversation commonly goes. People say, "What kinda car you drive?" I say, "Well, a 94' Grand Prix GTP." You got to say "GTP", otherwise they are like, "Oh, cool my grandma has a grand prix." Not cool, at all actually. But then when you say "GTP" they say, "Cool, supercharged, those things are fast." Then you have a dilema on you hands. Why, because you have gone from pointless small talk to detailed car talk. You can go further, depending on thier knowledge of course, or bail out. If you go further you say, "no, actually it's a 3.4 liter V6" Then they say, "Oh, my buddy's Grand Am has that engine, I think" Then you are forced to respond with "Well, actually it's a DOHC V6 not a 3400 pushrod motor." At this point, if I don't like the guy, I throw out the classic, "Is that a rabbit over there?" comment and bail out.

You see, I find this difficult. Especially in my trade, most everybody has a pretty extensive knowledge of cars.

Lyle

BWHAHAHAAHAAA.. Classic..

yeah its like me and my "GT" Sunbird, because we all know plane old LE and SE sunbirds are lame...

you think you have it bad about the 3.4L DOHC? Ha, try explaining a 3.1L Hybrid :P Now that takes someone with some understanding of engines to comprehend

[robby1870]

HAHAHAH!!!!

While I disagree with your opinion, I will fight to the death for your right to say it.

Thats even better