Funny Emails

[pocket-rocket]

> Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was
> drafted by
the US Army.
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> On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb.
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> That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
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> On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
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> That afternoon the Army dentist removed seven of his teeth.
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> On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap...
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> The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

[bud36light]

Not an email but .....could be,

An old man and woman are sitting on the porch and all of a sudden the old guy gets up and says Im going to the doctor to get me some of that viagra. The old woman looks at him and says well Im going with you then. He says whys that? She says if your sticking that rusty old thing in me Im getting a tetinous shot!

[PlatinumZ34]

ew... is all i have to say...