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You can Google "Big Butter Jesus", to find the original before. Let me put this into context. They built this thing, and I'm sure you all have seen the news, out of a metal framework, with two skyward pieces. It was coated in a spray of fiberglass, styrofoam underlay, and wood frame. Can you say flammable lightning rod? I forgot to add it was stuck in water, in the heart of the infamous Tornado Alley. Last night, God took aim, and he does not miss. Can you say duh? Thanx to Heywood Banks for getting to finish his song..
Oh, the funny part? LET'S DO IT AGAIN! They plan to rebuild.
Forgot to add, I live 4 miles from it.
Heywood says:
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
One night Big Butter
Got struck by lightning
And it burned to the framewire
In a giant grease fire.
Some blamed it on Satan,
and boy, that would be frightening'
But I thought it was Jesus’ father,
who was in charge of lightning,
Big fireball Jesus
Flaming shot Jesus
Charbroiled Jesus
Opa! Jesus
Extra crispy Jesus
Bananas foster Jesus
I’m put out it’s not Jesus
Charcoal-y O Lord
Oh, the funny part? LET'S DO IT AGAIN! They plan to rebuild.
Forgot to add, I live 4 miles from it.
Heywood says:
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
One night Big Butter
Got struck by lightning
And it burned to the framewire
In a giant grease fire.
Some blamed it on Satan,
and boy, that would be frightening'
But I thought it was Jesus’ father,
who was in charge of lightning,
Big fireball Jesus
Flaming shot Jesus
Charbroiled Jesus
Opa! Jesus
Extra crispy Jesus
Bananas foster Jesus
I’m put out it’s not Jesus
Charcoal-y O Lord
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