No way is this a scam!

[pocket-rocket]

So I checked my email and found this in my inbox:

REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS
From: Thomas, Karen (Karen.V.Thomas@dhs.gov)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Sat 5/01/10 8:41 AM
To: bmw-result@bmw.org

REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS
Serial No:5388/02
Cash on file:
Dear Email owner,
Your email address on REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS has won a total
cash prize of 750, 000.00 GBPs (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British pounds) and A Car and other consolation prizes
in Our Computerised Email random selection. Please contact the claims
officer for more information
Claims Officer: Mr. Fred Larson
Claims Reqauirements:1.full name: 2.Home Address: 3.Age: 4.Sex:
5.Telephone: 6.Occupation:7 country
Email: bmwgroup@discuz.org
Tel: +44 703 595 6312
Thomas Karen
THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR Note:
Send all your details to bmwgroup@discuz.org

You mean my money woes could be over?!? *gasp!*

Like this one isn't even obvious to a 4th grader...

How about this one:

Ticket number 56475600545 18
From: Brown, Daniel @ Minneapolis (Daniel.Brown@cbre.com)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Tue 5/04/10 11:51 AM
To: info@uknationallottery.com
Character set: Learn more
Your have won. £750,000.00
For more information
Contact: Mr. George Smith (uknl_draw@live.co.uk)
with your
Name
Address
Country
Age
Gender
Occupation
Phone.

[86FieroSEv6]

So cash it in! You know you want a new Hyundai Genesis sedan . . . :-)

[DefEddie]

My wife's aunt did one of the nigerian scams and lost a couple grand.
It was hilarious,she's like the "outspoken critic" and always writing into the local news editorial about different issues because of dumb people.
Then she was like in the paper because she's an idiot,complaining how it wasn't her fault she got scammed and how these
scammers were criminal masterminds getting one over on her.
It was priceless,we're small town local here-so everybody got a good laugh.

[robertisaar]

i occasionally get ones from the "FBI"...

[RednBlack]

i occasionally get ones from the "FBI"...

Me too. I'm just trying to find an offshore bank, to hide my money from Obamaman. I'm so rich now. Funny how the FBI mails are from a dot com, not dot gov.

[pocket-rocket]

Me too. I'm just trying to find an offshore bank, to hide my money from Obamaman. I'm so rich now. Funny how the FBI mails are from a dot com, not dot gov.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhkF3dqXR0

You think the same people that tried to buy your Honda are the same (or kin to) the people that send these scams out?