Ben is on fire!

[60dgrzbelow0]

Well F*ck Me... Will somebody help me get Ben's (...or is it Brad's???) Mississipi Catfish Gaff Hook out of my Lower Lip? First its Pink Chapstick at Walmart ..and now this... I wuz really gonna send him some $$$... DAMN....and me...of all people... Jesus Palomino!!!...I'm supposed to be the one with the "built in suspicion"...

Just grab any old pair of Rusty Pliers and... rip that Son-of-a-Bitch out! Goddammit Bobby...Wake the F*ck Up!!!

[bszopi]

At least I got a few people. Unlike the Jon's, not everyone knows Ben's address. And I obviously should have made more of the links work (some of them actually do, btw...). But, if you research any of the names listed, they are all accurate.

Besides the author's name, there were a couple other giveaways... Ben's address of 107, as well as the article number (20100401-107) all relate to his screen name (sappyse107). Ironically, it also cost me $1.07 to buy the domain.

We obviously couldn't do the rockers again this year, although it was hilarious last year. Time to start planning again...

[SappySE107]

This was all Brad. He spent enough time on it:P

[geldartb]

son of a bitch. i just skimmed it and didnt even look at the address or even try the links.

i saw Ben and explosion and was like wtf was Ben doing.

[SappySE107]

meth lab.

[Schmieder]

At least no one was hurt. The news could have been about a loss of life. In a way, this bad news is actually blessed.

Man, best of luck with the recovery and rebuild!

To make a positive from a negative situation think....out with the old and in with the new.




I wonder if this is an April Fools?

[geldartb]

meth lab.

knew it.

so where are the pictures of Ben on fire.
so who's garage picture did you borrow?

At least no one was hurt. The news could have been about a loss of life. In a way, this bad news is actually blessed.

Man, best of luck with the recovery and rebuild!

To make a positive from a negative situation think....out with the old and in with the new.




I wonder if this is an April Fools?

yes it is an april fools joke.

[pocket-rocket]

At least I got a few people. Unlike the Jon's, not everyone knows Ben's address. And I obviously should have made more of the links work (some of them actually do, btw...). But, if you research any of the names listed, they are all accurate.

Besides the author's name, there were a couple other giveaways... Ben's address of 107, as well as the article number (20100401-107) all relate to his screen name (sappyse107). Ironically, it also cost me $1.07 to buy the domain.

We obviously couldn't do the rockers again this year, although it was hilarious last year. Time to start planning again...

I know the Ford ad worked. I also know Ben has a double stall garage door, and I saw no remains of a white MGB. I was also like "IN Local News? I've never heard of that paper." Also Ben's neighbor didn't hear the explosion over all of his yippy dogs barking.

[pocket-rocket]

I wuz really gonna send him some $$$... DAMN....and me...of all people...

I'll be more than happy to accept that, lol.

[bszopi]

Ben wouldn't let me kill anyone off for the day. He can say it is all me, but he proofed it and made some changes to the story. Sadly, its something I came up with while taking a shower back in January. The picture is just one of the better pictures that came up with a Google search for "garage fire". Having all the tool boxes and whatnot in the picture was just a bonus.

[geldartb]

so we are thinking about Ben in the shower now huh.

always an epic april fools day here. i didnt even pay attention to the date hell i didnt even know what day of the week it was. sitting in the bathroom im like what day is it.

[pocket-rocket]

so we are thinking about Ben in the shower now huh.

Brad did spend quite a bit of time in a submarine with other guys for a while...

[RedZMonte]

lol this is my "1,000th" post!

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[pocket-rocket]

lol this is my "1,000th" post!

RedZMonte


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Nuh-uh!

RedZMonte

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[geldartb]

Brad did spend quite a bit of time in a submarine with other guys for a while...

haha yeah all the seamen