By now...you've met most of my immediate neighbors in one way or another via some of my recent Off Topic Posts and those all concerned unique vehicles of one kind or another... But this one involves the neighbor to my left who is one sad soul in so many ways. Here is a man who keeps getting kicked in the teeth by Life and who is ill-equipped because of his having "Chemo-Brain" while dealing with a recent bout of Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma.
In short... Bob "S" can't do anything without getting in trouble...and in this example you'll all understand why this keeps happening. Now since I treat all of my neighbors with decent respect...I can't isolate Bob from the help I so willingly give to the others...and perhaps because he often even needs it even more so than they.
The latest tragedy to befall this man is that he was talked into buying a 24HP Craftsman 42" Wide Dual-Blade Riding Lawnmower...to cut the grass areas around his Brookesville home... an area that approximates the size of a f*cking postage stamp! In any case... Bob called me up to complain that his Riding LM was not working right...actually...not working at all. He explained that he and some other local redneck neighbor in Brookesville, Florida (his Mom's Home) decided to take a 6" section of galvanized pipe with an elbow and a plug...and screw this apparatus into the drain hole in the lower right side of his $1,422.29 V-Twin Briggs and Stratton Intek Engine (B&S Factory Replacement Engine value). Now this all might have turned out okay...had Bob only wrapped some Teflon Plumbing tape...or put some thread sealer on the plug...and no one would be unhappy today... But that didn't happen. It probably took the better part of a week or two for most of the oil to drip drain from that damned loose fitting plug... but it certainly all left the crankcase in its own good time. And soon after...Bob decided that before the Fall gets here and he loses the opportunity to cut his little patch of grass...just one more time... He jumped in the saddle of his Rider...cranked up the engine to about 4,000 RPM...and did this to it:
Anyhoo... I listened patiently to my friend...and told him to trailer the whole rig down to his 'soon-2-b-ex-wife's' house next door to me...( Yes...even she is abandoning this poor slob) and said that I would help him look into the problem. As you can see from the images...with all the major components so badly damaged...including the Main Case having a cracked #2 Cylinder at the bottom and the webbing in the block that houses the Camshaft support/oiling journal in the webbing all cracked and swollen...This motor is a complete bust for repair. But even a tale as sad as this one can have a Silver Lining. Last night... I "lurked" over on eBay and stumbled over a Briggs and Stratton 27HP Intek match to his motor and managed to snag the motor for $360.00 with Free S&H for the guy. At the very least... come Spring ...Bob will be cutting his little grass patch; Riding High on his Craftsman Riding Lawn Mower again...
In short... Bob "S" can't do anything without getting in trouble...and in this example you'll all understand why this keeps happening. Now since I treat all of my neighbors with decent respect...I can't isolate Bob from the help I so willingly give to the others...and perhaps because he often even needs it even more so than they.
The latest tragedy to befall this man is that he was talked into buying a 24HP Craftsman 42" Wide Dual-Blade Riding Lawnmower...to cut the grass areas around his Brookesville home... an area that approximates the size of a f*cking postage stamp! In any case... Bob called me up to complain that his Riding LM was not working right...actually...not working at all. He explained that he and some other local redneck neighbor in Brookesville, Florida (his Mom's Home) decided to take a 6" section of galvanized pipe with an elbow and a plug...and screw this apparatus into the drain hole in the lower right side of his $1,422.29 V-Twin Briggs and Stratton Intek Engine (B&S Factory Replacement Engine value). Now this all might have turned out okay...had Bob only wrapped some Teflon Plumbing tape...or put some thread sealer on the plug...and no one would be unhappy today... But that didn't happen. It probably took the better part of a week or two for most of the oil to drip drain from that damned loose fitting plug... but it certainly all left the crankcase in its own good time. And soon after...Bob decided that before the Fall gets here and he loses the opportunity to cut his little patch of grass...just one more time... He jumped in the saddle of his Rider...cranked up the engine to about 4,000 RPM...and did this to it:
Anyhoo... I listened patiently to my friend...and told him to trailer the whole rig down to his 'soon-2-b-ex-wife's' house next door to me...( Yes...even she is abandoning this poor slob) and said that I would help him look into the problem. As you can see from the images...with all the major components so badly damaged...including the Main Case having a cracked #2 Cylinder at the bottom and the webbing in the block that houses the Camshaft support/oiling journal in the webbing all cracked and swollen...This motor is a complete bust for repair. But even a tale as sad as this one can have a Silver Lining. Last night... I "lurked" over on eBay and stumbled over a Briggs and Stratton 27HP Intek match to his motor and managed to snag the motor for $360.00 with Free S&H for the guy. At the very least... come Spring ...Bob will be cutting his little grass patch; Riding High on his Craftsman Riding Lawn Mower again...
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