SURBO !!!!!

[geldartb]

Place the Surbo in front of the supercharger, to pre-spin the fan blades. Duh!

never would have though of that.
wonder how much power thats gonna give me. might have to weld the doors shut and get some hood pins with all the mad powah ill be making.

crap im gonna need some super sticky tires now and a wheelie bar. eh what the hell ill add a roll cage too.

i love that the "surbo" is negated by going WOT..... or at least thats what i think it said. my engrish to english translation skills have gotten rusty lately...

its more like from retard to english.

just when i learn to understand ebonics these clowns change the language.

[1988GTU]

No pics? WTF...

Yea for real! Glad I didnt click on that one.

[geldartb]

Yea for real! Glad I didnt click on that one.

reading that 2nd link that issac posted you can see why they didnt post pics up.
the tool that bought the thing and made that page even noticed why they didnt put pics up.
basically said it look like a painted aluminum can all taped up.

this link

http://www.btinternet.com/~madmole/Revues/Surbo.html

i like the fact that they keep talking about keeping the boost meter at -8in hg. how does this thing make boost its a rip off of the fraudulent thing called a tornado.

[SofaKingWeToddDid]

some dude in the UK did a review on it and thought his car felt sluggish with it on, some DOHC 4 banger ford. it only comes in 50mm size i guess. so if you have a 80mm opening or whatever get your electrical tape or something out to make up the open space and choke that intake off, but since youre making the air spin it should make up for the smaller opening, right? kindof like the very bottom of the tornado where it comes to a point

[robertisaar]

" It is nothing more than a painted and riveted, cut up coke can. "

he forgot tweaked to the point of retardation, but an otherwise sound description...

[SofaKingWeToddDid]

i wish i had drugs powerful enough to make me creative enough to make some bullshit like this and be able to sell it and make money off it... like that stupid tornado thing, it said it sold hundreds of thousands of units, the day i heard of it.


hey have you guys ever thought this might work with one of those plug in power adders, one that plugs in to your IAT or coolant temp sensor?? that could push you into the 9 second range i think

with a 'CAI' that consists of 3" of PCV piping and a hose clamped Ebay Twin Cone air filter... now, some more Type R stickers and a racing stripe and youre ready to rock

[robertisaar]

i wish i had drugs powerful enough to make me creative enough to make some bullshit like this and be able to sell it and make money off it... like that stupid tornado thing, it said it sold hundreds of thousands of units, the day i heard of it.

you know, i heard from this guy, who knows a guy, whos buddy soaks drywall in the urine of cats that are constantly high on catnip, then lets mold grow on the drywall... apparently he also has met ghandi, jesus AND has fucked marilyn monroe upside down.... twice.

[SofaKingWeToddDid]

hes got me beat, thats forsure. i just smoke the catnip...
and the best i did was saw a samscwatch.

[no_doz]

did no one notice that in the first animation, it says "air cools oil, tighten oil cap & dip stick.

yes, because a loose oil cap is the #1 cause of all intake air restrictions, with the #2 cause of course being the dipstick...

BS

[robertisaar]

there was an animation? i got too caught up in trying to translate retardese to english...

[geldartb]

AND has fucked marilyn monroe upside down.... twice.

where was i for this action

hes got me beat, thats forsure. i just smoke the catnip...
and the best i did was saw a samscwatch.

funny you say that. we did that to a friend in high school, packed the bowl full of catnip and the stupid bastard smoked it and said he got high.

[robertisaar]

where was i for this action?

he doesn't even know where he was for that action...

funny you say that. we did that to a friend in high school, packed the bowl full of catnip and the stupid bastard smoked it and said he got high.

haven't we all done that to the new guy???

[ForcedFirebird]

did no one notice that in the first animation, it says "air cools oil, tighten oil cap & dip stick.

yes, because a loose oil cap is the #1 cause of all intake air restrictions, with the #2 cause of course being the dipstick...

BS

Actually having the dipstick or oil cap open can case vacuum leaks, NOT restriction lol.

I think this guy is one with a dipstick er ahh IS a dipstick.

[SofaKingWeToddDid]

funny you say that. we did that to a friend in high school, packed the bowl full of catnip and the stupid bastard smoked it and said he got high.

i used to roll 'joints' with it when i sold real weed (lol) in junior high and high school (mostly from grade 9 on) i always had some kids comming up to me saying i sold to their brother and they stole some and got so baked and they want to buy a joint!!! haha so i would sell them one of these 'fatties' for enough money for lunch and walk away laughing while they coughed.

its the kind of thing that makes me wonder what sort of thing people that smoke crack or something worse like that think... ive seen crack, it looked like soap chunks to me. or some kind of weird cheese. haha i couldnt imagine selling my house to get high on cheese.

[geldartb]

he doesn't even know where he was for that action...



haven't we all done that to the new guy???

haha i dont even remember what i did last week.

on the second one its funny as hell when they think there smoking the good herb but come to know its cat nip.
the dumb bastard really thought he was high too. funniest damn thing i saw that day.

i used to roll 'joints' with it when i sold real weed (lol) in junior high and high school (mostly from grade 9 on) i always had some kids comming up to me saying i sold to their brother and they stole some and got so baked and they want to buy a joint!!! haha so i would sell them one of these 'fatties' for enough money for lunch and walk away laughing while they coughed.

its the kind of thing that makes me wonder what sort of thing people that smoke crack or something worse like that think... ive seen crack, it looked like soap chunks to me. or some kind of weird cheese. haha i couldnt imagine selling my house to get high on cheese.

a few years ago this tool i worked with at papa gino's would take those candy circus peanuts and cut them up and sell them to crackheads. we were like what do you do when they find out its not crack.