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A place to vent! It's 1 f***ing am, i have to get up in 4 hours for work, and some f***ing *ssholes decide to blow off fireworks a block away! Not only did it wake me up, but i know have a knot in my forehead the size of a baseball from hitting my head on the nightstand as i rolled out of bed trying to kiss floor! I'm a combat vet, usmc, things that go boom while i'm sleeping tend to give me a negative effect! My wife ain't happy either i dragged her to the floor too! The cops pulled up to their house about 5 seconds before i got there on foot, they're f***ing lucky the cops got there first!!!! Now i'm wired, shaky, and one pissed off marine! And 0500 looms ever closer.
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sigpicHow to make High performance Emissions:
A "true" High flow converter, straight pipe.
Low/No flow EGR valve, block off plate.
Carbon canister and purge valve mod, place in large 30 Gallon can, cover, and place curbside, the city will do the rest.
PCV valve and vent tube, reroute to exhaust to dump where it belongs, on the ground. Or add breathers and let it all free. -
dam that sux man. get you some roman candles and shoot through there windows tonight or something! i cant stand people who think they have to do shit like that its so fucking stupid.sigpic -
what he said...Originally posted by 1meanz View Post
roman candles do make quite a display, and should get the point across fairly quickly.
and i know all about the hearing every little noise at night, waiting for the big one to dive on the floor(wife included), and... retailate
my wife thinks i'm too paranoid.... i can't help it.Comment
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Sorry but I laughed when you described you hit your head as you rolled out of bed!! Sounds like something I'd do!
I have a rather large, and very loud Grover air horn (it's a REAL air horn not cheap junk). It's 34" long and over 7" wide bell. It would be *perfect* for pay back. Wearing ear plugs my ears were itching from the loudness!!! LOL
I have an old R12 tank (looks like propane tank) converted to portable air tank with a blow gun that works great with it. If only I had a compressor to get it up to 120psi I'd really be in business!!
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New 2010 project (click image)
1994 3100 BERETTA. 200,000+ miles
16.0 1/4 mile when stock. Now ???
Original L82 Longblock with LA1, LX9, LX5 parts
Manifold-back 2.5" SS Mandrel Exhaust. Hardware is SS too.
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Excuse the picture quality, pulled these off my blackberry and didn't open PS/GIMP to touch them up.
But you get the idea of the size.... Plenty loud to place up to their bedroom window and scare the crap out of someone!!! It sounds almost like a train horn (not chime/whistle). Not high pitched at all. Shakes your chest when you sound it.
Yes it's brand new, and I got it for pennies of what it retails for. And no you can't have it!
Attached Filessigpic New 2010 project (click image)
1994 3100 BERETTA. 200,000+ miles
16.0 1/4 mile when stock. Now ???
Original L82 Longblock with LA1, LX9, LX5 parts
Manifold-back 2.5" SS Mandrel Exhaust. Hardware is SS too.
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picture isn't bad at all... and that looks like quite a blast to use...(pun intended even though it is LAME!!!)Comment
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they have 4 cars in their drive. I'm thinking 2 gallons per car of 90% nitro methane. it should give them a nice extra pep in power, and slag their pistons.
also, how do i make my sig pic bigger? i just was fooling with it while i couldn't sleep all night.Last edited by 95SleeperAcheiva; 05-27-2009, 01:57 PM.sigpicHow to make High performance Emissions:
A "true" High flow converter, straight pipe.
Low/No flow EGR valve, block off plate.
Carbon canister and purge valve mod, place in large 30 Gallon can, cover, and place curbside, the city will do the rest.
PCV valve and vent tube, reroute to exhaust to dump where it belongs, on the ground. Or add breathers and let it all free.Comment
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i think there is a limit on picture size and if you go above it, it reduces it automaticlly...
as for the assbags, go for it, and throw a few 12 guage rounds into their mufflers.... that should scare them, but it shouldn't cause any damage to bystanders since apparently there's not enough force from the round alone to actually penetrate skin, it needs a barrel to do that, or at leas thats what my borther told me...
crimped brake lines in the back would also help... they can stop, but it'll burn the shit out of their brakes in the front...
btw, if you can't tell, i'm absolute hell if i get fucked with...Comment
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ROB! I'm really starting to like you!
sigpicHow to make High performance Emissions:
A "true" High flow converter, straight pipe.
Low/No flow EGR valve, block off plate.
Carbon canister and purge valve mod, place in large 30 Gallon can, cover, and place curbside, the city will do the rest.
PCV valve and vent tube, reroute to exhaust to dump where it belongs, on the ground. Or add breathers and let it all free.Comment
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that happens when you're around me long enough... and when you have common interests/backgrounds.
something else: tranny cooler lines are fairly exposed(and occasionaly have rubber sections)... i'll leave it at that
hood latches and JB Weld like each other way too much. also lock cylinders have a certain fondness for the stuff as well. tough to get in there, but even tougher to get out.
"rust" holes in the exhaust are annoying...
headlights crack naturally...
lugnuts can magicly come off as well...
certain engine harness wires are constantly supplied with 12 volts...
i should quit posting before i get nailed with conspiracy to ....Comment
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FUCK IT: here's some more:
Fuel Caps are great candidates for some JB Weld on the threads: it makes them seal better: causing less emissions/pollution
certain weatherstripping seal make annoying noises when "missing" or otherwise worn/damaged.
tires lose air naturally
oil filters can loosen, as can drain plugs
headlights yellow pretty quickly when exposed to certain UV rays....should they have a coating, paint thinner would probably give it a run for the money.
really wicked: WD40 and drums/rotors are... i'll let you piece that one together, but it makes quite a smoke/smell if you can actually get them to gain friction.
brake fluid will damage all kinds of finishes but is kind of obvious... bologna would achieve the same thing, and i think mustard and eggs would as well, so if you want to "feed the needy", and they ceratinly need it, those are options for breakfast...Comment
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You live in ohio. Put a UofM sticker on their car. GO BLUE! hahahahaBen
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i never noticed that... care to give a more exact location? i might be able to get you one of those horrible wolverine of spartan stickers... i hate michigan anyway, can't wait to get out of this shitty state.Originally posted by SappySE107 View PostComment
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(all fun and games, the things listed above/below I/we would never do, as that is illegal, and could cause harm to others and lawsuits to ourselves).
Aircraft paint remove works in about 10seconds. Paint literally falls off. Might want to spell something out with it?
I remember my friend's neighbor was a real dick. My friend walked across the street and stamped out the word F*G with an arrow pointing to his house in the snow on the hill.. He came out and said do you have something to say? My friend said, "well that pretty much says it right there". LOL! My friend is the scrawniest guy I know which is really funny when you finally piss him off he will do some ballsy things! The neighbor deserved much worse. My friend went on vacation and when he got back his car was towed (have to park on the street). He was gone for two weeks, and the car had been impounded for two weeks. He asked why and they said the neighbor reported it as a broke down vehicle that had been sitting for a long time with flat tires. Yeah, the neighbor gave him flats and lied. The fine was so high after 2 weeks he had to just let them keep the car but what really sucked too was he had ALL of his school books in the car.Last edited by IsaacHayes; 05-27-2009, 09:03 PM.sigpic New 2010 project (click image)
1994 3100 BERETTA. 200,000+ miles
16.0 1/4 mile when stock. Now ???
Original L82 Longblock with LA1, LX9, LX5 parts
Manifold-back 2.5" SS Mandrel Exhaust. Hardware is SS too.
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