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    THE BOTTOMLESS PIT

    When you want a trap that's really, truly, madly, deeply escape proof, look no further than the Original Bottomless Pit from Scaramanga & No Mad Science Division.

    Based on the principle of Quantum Tunneling, which assumes a 13-dimensonal universe with nine of the dimensions condensed into quantum superstrings -- fuck, we don't know how it works, nor do we care. All we know is, you can toss a meddling do-gooder down this pit and listen to the screams slowly fade away. Requires no maintenance, never fills up, and it's self-cleaning.* Requires professional installation; do not use near quantum singularities or propane storage tanks.

    Price: US$42,512.99
    *VillainSupply offers no warranty against valued objects, henchpersons, or villains that accidentally fall into the pit. They're gone. Get over it.

    Damn, I need one of these.

  • #2
    lol...that was great. if i get the $$$ i will put it under my welcome mat.
    The Official Rotating Mass Nazi

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    • #3
      That is the most Bulll I ever seen on one web site.
      I am back

      Mechanical/Service Technican

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Juglenaut
        That is the most Bulll I ever seen on one web site.
        No shit? I thought it was real.

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        • #5
          if it were only real.......
          Robby Whitesell
          2006 Pontiac G6 GT
          1985 Toyota Pickup DLX

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          • #6
            Originally posted by robby1870
            if it were only real.......
            dave would buy one and throw aaron down it

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            • #7
              60v6's original Jon M.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by patgizz
                Originally posted by robby1870
                if it were only real.......
                dave would buy one and throw aaron down it
                LOL. Wonder if you can throw debt down there?
                Robby Whitesell
                2006 Pontiac G6 GT
                1985 Toyota Pickup DLX

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                • #9
                  Doesn't everyone already have a bottomless pit??
                  I do, its called a Camaro. Oh wait, that bottomless pit is strictly for my paycheck...I digress...
                  Barry
                  Ramstein, Germany

                  78 Z-28My Site
                  92 RS 5.0
                  92 RS 3.1
                  86 T/A 5.0 TPI

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chevyz28
                    Doesn't everyone already have a bottomless pit??
                    I do, its called a Camaro. Oh wait, that bottomless pit is strictly for my paycheck...I digress...
                    haha hey barry whats goin on? nice seeing you here!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by patgizz
                      Originally posted by chevyz28
                      Doesn't everyone already have a bottomless pit??
                      I do, its called a Camaro. Oh wait, that bottomless pit is strictly for my paycheck...I digress...
                      haha hey barry whats goin on? nice seeing you here!
                      What's up patgizz... I thought the chances were that someone would have the same username as you were pretty slim.
                      I'm here because of that 92 RS w/ the 3.1 I couldn't say no to. Now I'm trying to get it back together so it can go up on the lot.
                      I should be returning to the states within 5 months (for the first time in 16 years).
                      Barry
                      Ramstein, Germany

                      78 Z-28My Site
                      92 RS 5.0
                      92 RS 3.1
                      86 T/A 5.0 TPI

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                      • #12
                        cool. permanent return? where you gonna live when you get back?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by patgizz
                          cool. permanent return? where you gonna live when you get back?
                          Looks like Fort Walton Beach, FLA at the moment. Won't know for sure probably until next week. I just escaped going back to Korea for 2 years. In March I got out of a free trip to Iraq...primarily because ofmy grade
                          Whether it's permanent or not remains to be seen. I'm more than likely going to go back to Japan when I retire. Don't know yet.
                          Barry
                          Ramstein, Germany

                          78 Z-28My Site
                          92 RS 5.0
                          92 RS 3.1
                          86 T/A 5.0 TPI

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                          • #14
                            Get a bottomless pit, get a meet going with all of the over inflated ego L67 owners, put the pit at the end of the left lane at a drag strip, and we all will run in the right lane...
                            -60v6's 2nd Jon M.
                            91 Black Lumina Z34-5 speed
                            92 Black Lumina Z34 5 speed (getting there, slowly... follow the progress here)
                            94 Red Ford Ranger 2WD-5 speed
                            Originally posted by Jay Leno
                            Tires are cheap clutches...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by pocket-rocket
                              Get a bottomless pit, get a meet going with all of the over inflated ego L67 owners, put the pit at the end of the left lane at a drag strip, and we all will run in the right lane...
                              Well, Aaron probably wouldn't want to be left out from running in the left lane either....


                              Cliff Scott
                              89 BerettaGT
                              89 Volvo740
                              Cliff Scott
                              89 BerettaGT
                              04 AleroGX

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