Never ask Ben to explain somethin when he is drunk

[3100 MPFI]

I IM'd Ben and asked for the definition of FINAL DRIVE RATIO. I know what it is, but not how to explain it to someone I was talking too. Here is the reply I got:

"SappySE1O7: its the self destruct time, in which every time the gear inside there makes 1 full revolution, it sends a pulse through the body of the car. There is a capacitor in the glove box, behind the interior wall that stores this energy. Once it has collected the full amount, it will trigger a larger shock to your ecm, which in turn destroys one vital component of the vehicle, because 2 of the wires on that ECM have a circuit to deploy the gremlins, and then summon them back into hiding. Its original name was the final destruction, but auto maker felt that final drive (as in, the last time you will be driving the vehicle) would be more suitable to the american public"

I have not laughed so hard in my LIFE.

[SappySE107]

I am not drunk:P I am flowbenching heads right now.

[IsaacHayes]

hahahah

[blackbombshell95]

lol.

[Superdave]

I am not drunk:P I am flowbenching heads right now.

Oh, that's comforting

[ForcedFirebird]

Oh, that's comforting

X2 LOL

[Rhedalert]

That looks like sober typing to me.... then again I think Ben types just as well either over or under

[SappySE107]

Yeah, I have been typing for a long time now:P I only get drunk on the weekend, usually only sunday. Its called band practice

[tijuana_no]

band practice ,thats what the problem is "natural high"lol.
how 's u r band .
one of my kids has a 4 song demo cd and my other kids working with a band might have a full blown cd oout aroound mid summer.

[ForcedFirebird]

Yeah, I have been typing for a long time now:P I only get drunk on the weekend, usually only sunday. Its called band CAMP

[SappySE107]

Yeah...but I don't play the flute. haha. Its fun, but we don't really have a demo or anthing. Only play on sundays and have been for 3-4 months maybe. We just missed our first practice cause of the roads. I drive an hour each way.

If we get anything worthwhile done, I will be sure to upload it. Its a punk band, sorta.

[3100 MPFI]

I am starting to collect instuments myself. I have my alto clarinet in storage, and I have an acoustic guitar, and violin in my closet. Can't play either of the string instruments, but I was in band (dear God, I can't believe I am admitting to that) back in high school. I played woodwind instruments since 6th grade. Started out on the Tenor Sax, then went to baritone sax, from there into the clarinets (bass clarinet, and Contra-bass clarinet).

[SappySE107]

I played the recorder for a short period of time.

[sprucegagt]

Yeah...but I don't play the flute. haha. Its fun, but we don't really have a demo or anthing. Only play on sundays and have been for 3-4 months maybe. We just missed our first practice cause of the roads. I drive an hour each way.

If we get anything worthwhile done, I will be sure to upload it. Its a punk band, sorta.

That's just it. The point of band camp is the flute plays you.

[SappySE107]

Well I don't like being played. Especially by a flute:P