Subject: Fw: Will Rogers
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably
the greatest political sage the USA has ever known. Enjoy the
Following quotes.
If you've heard them before, that proves their worth.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by reading. The
Few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
back.
12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral? When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably
the greatest political sage the USA has ever known. Enjoy the
Following quotes.
If you've heard them before, that proves their worth.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by reading. The
Few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
back.
12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral? When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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