Not for Ford enthusiasts

[prophiseer]

Out of boredom, curiosity . . . I was trying to think up all the apronyms that I know for Ford; if anyone knows others, let's add 'em and see just how many there are:


Found On Road Dead

Fill Out Rejection Decal

F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Fix Our Retarded Design

Forget Out Running Dale

Fix Or Repair Daily

Backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

Other:
Buy a Ford, you buy the best! Drive a mile and walk the rest!

[DEI37]

F*ucked On Race Day

First On Race Day

Ford...at least they circled the problem!

[SappySE107]

Fired Our Research Department

[Rhedalert]

Forgot Our Research & Development

[ez112]

Not funny...

[ez112]

Just kidding. That Driver Returns on Foot was funny!

Though my Lightning still has yet to fail me....*knock knock knock*

[CNCguy]

Four Old Rusty Doors

[El_Diablo]

found on road destroyed
f***ing old rag doll
f***ing off road distruction

[Doubt_Incarnate]

Fired Our Research Department

the best part is i think SVT actually was axed.

[El_Diablo]

actually they were just disassembled and are still working on the race cars and have worked on the gt40 aswell as other performance oriented fords since their dimise

[John Michael]

-Factory Ordered Road Disaster
-Ford Owners Really Dumb
-For Only Retarded Drivers
-Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication, expensive repairs)
-Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
-Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
-Found On Russian Dump
-it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
-Fat Old Rusted Dog
Backwards:
-Dorks Ride On Fords
-Don't Ride Over Fifty
Pinto:
-Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
-Put In New Transmission Often
Mustang:
-Massively Under-Sized Tires And No Go
General:
-Ford Escort me to a Chevy dealer
-For the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road - the other 10% made it home
Mopar:
-My Old Pig Ain't Running
Pontiac:
-Poor Old Nut Thinks It's a Cadillac
SAAB:
-Shape Appears Ass Backwards

I had some others (including Chevrolet) but can't find them.

[John Michael]

Joke 1:

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lolli-pop". The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolli-pops". She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lolli-pops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look Daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!"

[John Michael]

Joke 2:

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned. A young man, tired of all the big talk, finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own?"
The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said "Well sonny, let me put it to you this way. I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown".
The young man shot back quickly "Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too!"

[John Michael]

Here are some from a list I had:
ACURA:
-Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
-Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

BMW:
-Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
-Barely Moving Wreck
-Big Money Waste
-Brings More Women
-Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET:
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
-Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
-Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL:
-Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT:
-Failed Italian Automotive Technology
-Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD:
-Fast Only Rolling Downhill
-Fabricated Of Refried Dung
-Fix Or Recylcle Dilemma
-Forced On Reluctant Drivers
-Forward Only;Reverse Defective
-Fork Over Repair Dough
-Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
-Free Or Reduced Drastically
-Fumes, Odors Readily Detectable

GEO:
-Good Engineering Overlooked

HONDA:
-Had One, Never Did Again
-Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
-Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

OLDSMOBILE:
-Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PORSCHE:
-Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
-Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
-Sad Attempt At Beauty

TOYOTA:
-This One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO:
-Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

VW:
-Virtually Worthless

Ok, that's all I got!