List of things I have said today (not child safe...hahaha)

[SappySE107]

Putting the DOHC back together...

"SON OF A BITCH" in reference to lifters falling out while trying to put the rear cam carrier back on.

MOTHER FUCKER! in reference to a different lifter that fell out on the second attempt

"You little whore!" puttin the downpipe bolts in...and failing a few times. Once putting the springs between the manifold and down pipe...then realizing I was a dumbass.

Day isn't over...im sure I will get more creative as things don't work like I want them to.

[SappySE107]

"AHHHHH" another cut on my hand...devil motor!

[Anonymous]

"WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!" - Me trying to get the torsion bar to go back into its cradle in the chassis of Mom's Nissan truck

"PIECE OF JAP SHIT" - Me trying to bolt one of the bumpstops back on.

[SappySE107]

Hahaha!

"im going to kill jon" Me remembering that my cam timing kit is at jon's, and we never even used it at his house for anything! I just got home for that 3 hour delay...

[Anonymous]

A BFH finally convinced that torsion bar to go into its splines.

[DarkKnight]

"You cock sucking, cat snack" -> Refering to the bird that shit on the back of my neck, while leaning over my car this afternoon.

[SappySE107]

wow! that definetly sucks.

"fuck you pussycat"...my dads cat meowing like my cat. I looked over and flipped him off for trying to be my kitty

"GOD DAMN LEAVES!" A leaf went into my lower intake and intake the head. I had to pull the lower to fish it out of the head.

[Sorin]

"You goddamn son of a fucking bitch. Damn cock sucking fucking slut. Fuckin bitch" ---> Me fucking pissed off about how a Ford is more reliable than my school's damn internet connection. The fuckin morons that set up and run the dorm network need to be taken out back and fuckin shot in the head. I can't do anything even moderately important online because you never know when the damn thing is suddenly going to crash, and you never know how the long the damn thing is going to be out - could be minutes, could be hours.

[SappySE107]

Damn, what a potty mouth! hahahaha

[93GTP]

"IM SELLING THIS FUCKING CAR"

-Almost every job I do on this motor..

[Anonymous]

"STUPID CHEAP GM INTERIOR!" well I guess I don't need to explain that.

[pontiac92gp]

lol 93GTP .. same here ..

[pocket-rocket]

"I swear those slanty eyed Mitsubishi engineers smoke way more crack then GM engineers!!!" Me working on the head gasket on the gf's mom's Talon.
"Those dumb mother fuckers should be shot in the head for being so stupid" Me on GM engineers when I do something for the first time on either of my cars.
"Nice, really nice!!!" Me on the leftovers sitting on the floor after doing something big on one of my cars (like putting in the new auto in the 91, or the swap in the 91, or the clutch in the 92). Oh well, weight reduction one gram at a time, lol.
"Oh great, my engine is fucked!" Me after the timing belt going suicidal at Ben's house in the 91.
"Oh great, my engine is fucked!" Me after retiming the 91 at his house after a long day at work, and being half asleep, timing both banks 0* from each other instead of 180* from each other, lol.
A few more of my favorite one liners "You dirty whore!", "You fucking cock slut! (or cock smoker, depending on my mood)", "You son of a bitch!". I tend to use a lot more colorfull language on my car that I can't remember right now, but a few people on this board have witnessed it first hand, lol. DarKnights line definately cracks me up thought, lol. Birdshit sucks.

[GPXSS]

i dont usually spout off obscenities.. i just find something to break. Usually concrete blocks, (Jon knows which ones haha) or any sort of wooden structure. Oh, and lots of yelling and screaming. :P

[Anonymous]

You mean those concrete blocks we brought back from Slowes in the Sunbird?